G rated
Disclaimer: ARGH! These are dreadful except for Karen's
by Betsy Manning
(Unless otherwise indicated.)
The gland in my head’s from my brother.
I can’t even complain to our mother.
To the Agency bound
Now that we’ve found
A new way to work under cover.
A frame up had me convicted
To the counteragent now I’m addicted.
I got the gland
To keep me uncanned
The results I could not have predicted.
There once was a Man who was Invisible
His employer thought that he was risible.
‘Fish said “Listen here punk.
It’s my way or you’re sunk”
You’ll obey me. That is inevitable.”
A beauty named Claire was assigned.
As Keeper she could not to be maligned.
“Darien, please ‘Trust Me’
That's the way that it must be.”
And so then their fates intertwined.
Then Darien met good Bobby Hobbes
A man most dedicated to his job.
Despite paranoia
He a was the most loyal
And just as much a heart throb.
There once was an I-Man we’ll call Darien
His tales of woe are Wagnerian.
With help from his friends
He'll be well in the end.
With Hobbes and Claire he can carry on.
It keeps getting worse. You’ve been warned.
There was this cute guy we’ll call Fawkes
The Agency held him in a white padded box
Arnaud gave him a cure
That works well for sure
And now their control he just mocks
A cheap thief known as Fawkes, Darien
Was accused of being a barbarian
The lawyers took their fee
Justice threw away the key
But he was just trying to be humanitarian
About I-man and Sci Fi Channel:
There was an Invisible Man
Who delighted many a fan.
Then SciFi did say
We’ll cancel anyway
From our line up he must now be banned.
On SciFi we must make our base broader
So we’ll trot out more hours of fodder
The Neilsons all say,
“It goes worst this way.”
“Maybe we’ll show 'Welcome Back Kotter.'”
There once was a Man who was Invisible
But the Programmers’ choices were risible.
The Network Said “Here!
We’ll make him disappear.”
And now his mad fandom’s indivisible.
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Now for a GOOD I-man Limerick:
By Karen
There once was an invisible man,
Whose partner did have a crap van,
Hobbes said she was Golda,
And we could have told her,
He'd named her after his Nan.